Joe's Restaurant

16 Sloane Street , London, SW1X 9NB

SquareMeal Review of Joe's Restaurant

Surprisingly, this basement eatery below Joseph’s clothes store is no great shakes in the looks department, opting for a yawn-inducing, style-by-numbers mix of white walls & tablecloths, black leatherette banquettes, wooden flooring & mirrors. But despite so much blah, it remains a popular daytime drop-in for leathery-tanned glamour pusses & fashionable metrosexuals. A menu of pastas, salads & a few more elaborate dishes – including decent desserts such as lime, mango & ginger brûlée tart – staves off hunger pangs, & daily specials such as sea bass with French fries & salad or farfalle with chicken, mushrooms, olives, baby spinach, sun-dried tomatoes & pesto provide variety. Staff are quite charmless, so you may want to move on quickly. Note: open shop hours only.

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Nearby Tube/Rail Stations

Knightsbridge Tube Station 166m

Hyde Park Corner Tube Station 359m


Address: 16 Sloane Street , London SW1X 9NB

Area: Knightsbridge

Opening times

Mon-Sun 9.30am-6pm (Sun 12N- )

Nearby Landmarks

Harvey Nichols 158m

Harrods 214m


Telephone: 020 7235 9869

Cuisine: Modern European


Food & Drink: 7.0

Service: 8.0

Atmosphere: 5.0

Value: 7.0

Food & Drink: 3.0

Service: 4.0

Atmosphere: 2.0

Value: 3.0

Theodore L. bronze reviewer 18 December 2012

Casual, informal food for a quick lunch at reasonable prices. Dull surroundings urgently in need of revamping.