Joe's Restaurant

16 Sloane Street , London, SW1X 9NB

SquareMeal Review of Joe's Restaurant

Surprisingly, this basement eatery below Joseph’s clothes store is no great shakes in the looks department, opting for a yawn-inducing, style-by-numbers mix of white walls & tablecloths, black leatherette banquettes, wooden flooring & mirrors. But despite so much blah, it remains a popular daytime drop-in for leathery-tanned glamour pusses & fashionable metrosexuals. A menu of pastas, salads & a few more elaborate dishes – including decent desserts such as lime, mango & ginger brûlée tart – staves off hunger pangs, & daily specials such as sea bass with French fries & salad or farfalle with chicken, mushrooms, olives, baby spinach, sun-dried tomatoes & pesto provide variety. Staff are quite charmless, so you may want to move on quickly. Note: open shop hours only.

Joe's Restaurant Location

16 Sloane Street , London SW1X 9NB

Opening times

Mon-Sun 9.30am-6pm (Sun 12N- )

Joe's Restaurant's Reviews


Food & Drink: 7.0


Service: 8.0


Atmosphere: 5.0


Value: 7.0


Food + drink: 3

Service: 4

Atmosphere: 2

Value: 3

Bronze Reviewer
18 December 2012

Casual, informal food for a quick lunch at reasonable prices. Dull surroundings urgently in need of revamping.

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