Shoreditch Balls is the kind of place that proves eating out with friends and family doesn’t have to mean just sitting at a table. Here, you can pair good food and drinks with two floors of downright silly fun, thanks to a crazy golf course designed for laughs, not scorecards. Whether you’re a seasoned golfer or you’ve never picked up a putter in your life, this is the game that gets everyone grinning, with pipes, loops, and even shots that literally bounce off the walls.
It’s an easy win for group outings, a brilliant ice-breaker for new friends, a family crowd-pleaser, and the perfect party starter before heading out into the Shoreditch night. Games for a group of six take around 30 to 45 minutes (give or take depending on skill… and how many cocktails have been involved). With prices for under a tenner, it’s just as easy to book ahead as it is to wander in on the night.
But the fun doesn’t stop when the golf’s over. Shoreditch Balls also has free-to-play pool tables, shuffleboard and darts, so you can keep the competition going. Every Saturday, a DJ spins 00s RnB tracks for a nostalgia-laced soundtrack, and if you’re feeling brave, there are two karaoke stages with mics ready for your big moment.
And yes, all that activity calls for refuelling. The food menu keeps things casual but satisfying, with pizzas topped with the likes of spinach and onion, mushroom and truffle, or three cheese spice. There are sides worth sharing (or keeping to yourself) including BBQ chicken bites and truffle cheese fries, plus juicy beef burgers for the hungriest players.
Whether you’re planning a family get-together, a birthday night out, or just want something different to do with your mates, Shoreditch Balls serves up a unique mix of food, fun, and slightly ridiculous challenges. You’ll leave with full bellies, happy faces and probably a few stories about your most spectacular golfing fails.