Looking for a Christmas party that skips the beige buffets and awkward small talk? We don't blame you! Shoreditch Balls is your festive game-changer. Tucked away in one of London’s most vibrant neighbourhoods, this bonkers crazy golf bar is built for belly laughs, brilliant cocktails, and a night of pure chaotic joy.
Set across two floors, the crazy golf course is designed to be gloriously silly with pipes, loops, ramps and unexpected twists that will have your team or friendship group cracking up before the first round’s even finished. Whether your party crowd is made up of total beginners or secret golf obsessives, the course levels the playing field. Expect competitive chaos, not serious scorekeeping.
It’s the kind of night where you’re just as likely to witness your boss singing karaoke in a Santa hat as you are to sink a hole-in-one. And that’s before you even discover the secret party room. Hidden away behind the scenes, this private hire space can fit up to 80 guests and comes fully equipped with a stage, pro audio, mics, lighting, and a projector screen. It’s perfect for office parties, mates' nights out, or full-throttle festive blowouts. Plus, there’s no hire fee, just a minimum bar spend. Easy.
Speaking of the bar: the cocktail menu delivers. Sip on Whisky Sours, Lemon Drop Martinis, and Aperol Spritzes as you perfect your putting form (or laugh at your mate missing again). And when the Christmas hunger kicks in, keep the party fuelled with crowd-pleasing bites: wood-fired pizzas, juicy burgers, BBQ chicken bites, salted fries, and those dangerously moreish truffle cheese fries.
With prices starting from under a tenner for golf, Shoreditch Balls offers excellent value for a London party spot and the team’s hosted everything from wild corporate dos to laid-back friendmas nights. They know how to make it easy, stress-free and unforgettable. If you’re after a Christmas party that’s anything but predictable, Shoreditch Balls brings the fun, the food and the festive madness. You bring the Santa hats.