Crazy Bear Beaconsfield

Afternoon tea, Bars, British, Fusion, Hotel Bars, Noodles, Steak, Thai·

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Average Price
££££ - £50 - £79
Afternoon tea, Bars, British, Fusion, Hotel Bars, Noodles, Steak, Thai
Cool, Cosy, Dark and moody, Fine dining, Fun, Glamorous, Lively, Luxury, Quirky, Romantic, Unique
Food Occasions
All day dining, Dinner, Lunch, Sunday roast
Alfresco And Views
Outside seating, Terrace
Special Features
Gluten-free options, Live music or dancing, Vegan options, Vegetarian options
Perfect for
Birthdays, Celebrations, Dates, Romantic, Special occasions
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Situated in a 15th century coaching inn, the Crazy Bear is a five star hotel in the centre of Beaconsfield offering two separate restaurants, specialising in both English and Thai cuisine. The hotel also boasts a bar and a terrace, so you can pop in for a drink and nibble or settle in for a leisurely meal at one of the restaurants, depending on the occasion. The decor throughout is distinctive and eccentric, featuring clashing textures and patterns, lush fabrics, and brass accents.

If you’re after something traditional with a twist, head to the Crazy Bear’s modern British restaurant. Here, you can enjoy contemporary cuisine made with the finest seasonal ingredients, including rare breed meats reared at Crazy Bear’s very own farm. While you wait, try the house oysters with burnt lemon and shallot vinegar or keep it veggie with beetroot fritters, before digging into starters like mackerel with set horseradish and smith apple, or smoked duck with passionfruit and mango vinegar and endive. Mains are kept hearty and satisfying with farm, ocean and field sections depending on your preferences. For a proper feast, order from the Josper grill for prime cuts of dry aged, grass fed black Angus. The rib eye and chateaubriand joints are ideal to share.

Alternatively, the adjacent Thai restaurant at Crazy Bear offers a taste of authentic cuisine with plenty of Pan Asian favourites. Appetisers include salt and pepper baby squid with spring onion and habanero, Thai style chicken wings, and shitake and chestnut mushroom satay with peanut sauce. The menu works best sharing style, and there is an extensive selection of fish, meat and veggie dishes like lobster pad Thai, traditional curries and fresh salads. If you’d prefer to take the hassle out of deciding, there are also three set sharing menus to choose from instead.


Is there a wine list?

Yes, there is an extensive wine list offering affordable bottles as well as prized labels, including vintage champagne.

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What is the dress code at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?

The dress code at Crazy Bear is smart casual - no trainers or flip flops please! - Why not match the indulgent and eccentric surroundings with equally as theatrical threads.

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Can you book at Crazy Bear Beaconsfield?

Yes - both the Thai and English menu can be booked online here - If you have any additional requests, call our team on 0203 9944555 who will be happy to answer any questions!

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£69.50May Bank Holiday Pool Party
Live Event
May Bank Holiday Pool Party

26 May 2024

Get ready for an exhilarating afternoon and evening of poolside entertainment this May Bank Holiday Sunday.

Our guest DJs will set the stage for a memorable day of music and relaxation by the pool. Enjoy a delectable banquet and sip on refreshing cocktails as you soak up the sun and enjoy the company of fellow party-goers. 

The perfect way to celebrate the bank holiday weekend in style. 

Secure your ticket now for a day of fun, food, and fantastic beats!

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£79.50August Bank Holiday Pool Party
Live Event
August Bank Holiday Pool Party

25 Aug 2024

Prepare yourself for a spectacular Bank Holiday extravaganza this August, set against the stunning backdrop of our poolside paradise.

Dive into an afternoon like no other, with our lineup of renowned guest DJs setting the scene with electrifying beats. Indulge in a lavish gourmet feast, your taste buds tantalised by every bite, as you lounge under the sun with a hand-crafted cocktail in hand. This is not just a celebration; it's a stylish declaration of summer joy.

Secure your spot now for an unparalleled day of exhilarating fun, delectable delights, and pulse-pounding tunes.

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Wycombe End, Beaconsfield, Buckinghamshire, HP9 1LX

020 3994 4555 020 3994 4555


Opening Times

All day
Mon 12:00-00:00
Tue 12:00-00:00
Wed 12:00-00:00
Thu 12:00-00:00
Fri 12:00-01:00
Sat 12:00-01:00
Sun 12:00-00:00


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Valérie C W

21 March 2018  
Amazing steaks!!
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