Dinner at The Fat Badger starts less like dinner, and more like a night out. A bouncer greets us at the door - more friendly than your average Lloyds Bar bruiser - and, confirming that we are expected, we’re given directions: straight on, past the Canteen kitchen, turn left, up the stairs, then up some more stairs. He sees confusion in our eyes. ‘Don’t worry, someone will meet you.’
The Fat Badger was rumoured to be invite-only. It isn’t, but you can see why people thought so. It feels exclusive and clubby. Staff are warm and chatty, keen to make you feel like a regular. The lighting is spot on - that flattering glow that makes a midweek dinner feel like an occasion. And the room’s a looker: distressed wooden wall panels; bundles of dried flowers on the walls; flickering candles. Copper pans hang from the ceiling, framing the open kitchen. It’s beautiful, cool, understated - the Grace Kelly of dining rooms.
Dinner is a single set menu, with only a choice between three mains before the snacks start rolling in. A Maldon oyster topped with apple granita arrives first, followed by a wonderful, crumbling soda bread with a hefty smear of salted butter, alongside a bowl of soup to help warm the bones. Then comes The Fat Badger chicken wing - deboned, stuffed with chicken mousseline, roasted and glazed with hot sauce. It’s a magnificent little thing, but like most chicken wings, gone too soon.
A beautifully cooked plate of wild mallard follows, lean and meaty, served alongside a rich, silky liver parfait, celeriac puree, radicchio and hasselback potatoes. God knows how long this kitchen spends deboning, stuffing and hasselbacking, but we salute the effort. Desserts come as a duo - a burnt cream and an apple pie with custard - both excellent.
One or two things didn’t quite hit the mark as they might have done (a prawn-and-celeriac taco didn’t quite gel for us), but The Fat Badger gets the important stuff right: the food’s hearty but made with real care, the service warm, the room gorgeous. It’s proof that great restaurants aren’t just about what’s on the plate - they’re about atmosphere, generosity and good company.