We’ll speak or hear no evil of this cheeky wee monkey down deepest Balham way, a permanent venue from pop-up festival bar specialists, Peppermint. The combination of quality cocktails and karaoke in a sound-proofed disco den kitted out by industry leader Lucky Voice is a winning combo aimed at wannabe divas, and everything on the 75-strong drinks list is available on a ‘2-for-1’ basis from 4-8pm Tues-Sat and all day Sunday. Order classics such as aviation, blood and sand, bramble, Tom Collins and ‘dangerous’ Long Island iced tea, or sip a paradise martini (Hendrick’s gin, coconut water and ginger syrup). If you think hazelnut-flavoured Frangelico is the bee’s knees, try it in monkey’s nuts (a mix also involving Monkey Shoulder blended whisky, lemon juice and sugar).