Tucked away, just off Piccadilly, Mistress of Mayfair leans hard into 1920s fantasies of glamour and excess. Plush red velvet seating, white tablecloths, cabaret lights and a stage: it’s Moulin Rouge rewired for the Instagram age. DJ sets, surging red strip lights, and a selfie-snapping crowd sipping spicy Margaritas – Mistress of Mayfair is an out-out restaurant. Diners arrive in their glad rags; there’s a caviar selection; and the basement entrance is frankly quite hard to spot if you’re not one of those in the know. Fortunately, the clientele knows exactly what it’s in for.
Gillardeau oysters arrive freshly shucked, with lemon and a classic mignonette. Bluefin tuna tartare balances bitter-sour notes with crunchy diced jalapeño, while yellowtail sashimi comes layered with lip-tingling jalapeno oil and sweet blood orange segments. Simple, uncomplicated, always balanced, raw fish is a solid comfort zone. Against these, beef tartare - though lifted by an intriguing swipe of red pepper ketchup - reads a little dry and underseasoned.
That said, any quibbles disappear with the mains, or rather, ‘The Main Obsession’. A vast dish of orzo – al dente, but bloated with lobster bisque – arrives crowned with a whole lobster and topped with a crisp nest of pomme paille. It delivers on every promise of luxury. Black Angus sirloin receives the same confident treatment, paired with a peppery jus and a daub of black garlic aioli that carries a subtle truffly note. Lemon-dressed broccoli, still pleasingly firm, provides a fresh counterpoint, while ‘Mistress fries’ are crunchy, golden and, as advertised, a necessary sidepiece to the main event.
Desserts reveal the odd wobble. An apple tarte tatin, weighed down by overly generous coils of fruit, leaves its pastry little chance to crisp. But this is not a restaurant that lives or dies by technical perfection. Mistress of Mayfair is about escapism. Come to feel decadent, a bit mischievous, and have every whim catered for. You’ll pay accordingly. But the house wine is elegant, the interiors are romantic, and everything feels just the right amount of naughty. In that, Mistress of Mayfair is a great success.