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56 Westow Hill
“Imagine a land untouched by small plates, sliders and kimchi cocktails – in this land you’ll find Joanna’s”, writes a fan. The ol' piano may be long gone, but a Rat Pack vibe lives on at this aptly named all-day brasserie with its “quietly classy” wood-panelled surrounds, ceiling fans and impressive cocktail bar. More than 30 years on, Crystal Palace locals still seek comfort in well-sourced steaks, burgers and “char-grilled Americana”, but there's plenty more to pique the interest. The Selsey crab mac ‘n’ cheese sounds fun, likewise roast pork belly with caramelised black pudding, savoy cabbage and grain mustard sauce. Off-peak deals major in nostalgia, daily breakfasts bring a dose of stateside indulgence, and Saturday brunch is a winning affair topped off by “towering” chocolate sundaes., Drinks include some of the best vodka-espresso shots in SE19, and service can’t be bettered – “whatever the occasion”.
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56 Westow Hill
Gipsy Hill Station 469m
Crystal Palace Station 484m
Crystal Palace National Sports Centre 662m
Crystal Palace Park 821m
Mon-Sun 10am-11pm (Sun -10.30pm)
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Food + drink: 3
Imagine a land untouched by small plates, sliders and kimchee cocktails. In this land, you will find Joanna’s. It’s an old-fashioned Crystal Palace institution, keeping the neighbourhood in steaks, burgers and chargrilled Americana for the last 35 years. Don’t expect a diner - it’s a quietly classy environment that’s smart but not fusty. Having enjoyed a couple of decent dinners here in the past, I booked lunch after a three-year hiatus.
Staff are still decked out in brasserie chic (starched aprons, natty waistcoats) and we experienced the same old-school, courteous service as before. The interior continues to uphold the retro aesthetic with clubby wood panelling and a shiny, bistro bar. The new-fangled soundtrack is a bit of a clanger; ‘80s Madge and Eurythmics seem incongruous and certainly jarred at 2pm on a Saturday, leaving us longing for the days when the founder tinkled the ivories. The crowd was almost exclusively women in twos or threes, usually with a lovely Mum in tow. It made for a low-key, relaxed scene that was far less screechy than a hardcore brunch-and-bubbles destination, with considerably less booze being knocked back. Tea and cake proved as popular as a full English - the brunch menu runs from noon 'til 3pm.
There was nowt wrong with my no-frills Eggs Benedict; all runny yolks streaming from plump white orbs, smooth hollandaise and proper, hearty bacon. A side of peas and chervil was a little past its freshest, with the odd roguish woolly pellet robbing the dish of sweetness. Squid and chorizo on mixed leaves was better, but edged towards the filthier end of the salad spectrum due to an inescapable sea of aioli. (It’s worth asking for dressing on the side).
Pud was a chocolate sundae; a towering portion that was more than enough for two. Brownie chunks delivered the dense, truffle-like goo we were hoping for. The sticky sauce lacked the lip-smacking umami of a ballsy salted caramel, but nuggets of peanut crunch offered the right balance between savoury and sweet. The whole haul came to 35 quid in total, including service.
All in all, I really like Joanna’s and would heartily recommend it for dinner. It’s an unpretentious spot that would coax you as smoothly through a first date as it would supper with the folks, preferably well-oiled with some classic cocktails. The evening set up’s more polished, and the room looks at its best when aglow; lunch can seem underwhelming in comparison, so make a beeline after dark.
Food + drink: 4
I love this restaurant and always have a wonderful time. It is my favourite in London!
Food + drink: 5
One of my favorite restaurants! Fabulous food, excellent service and some of the best vodka esspresso's in South East London.
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