A stablemate of Hoxton’s Electricity Showrooms & Islington’s Wenlock & Essex among others, Two Floors – billed, not unreasonably, as a ‘drinking institution’ – is a Carnaby classic that is
laid out exactly as you might have already guessed. The lived-in, utilitarian street-level bar is the place to head for if you want to drink affordable Malbec (top shout from the short wine list)
or neck bottles of Sierra Nevada & Negro Modelo. Otherwise, digest the latest workplace intrigue & cast a spell on the office witch in Handy Joe’s bamboo-lined basement tiki bar over a few
rummy rinses: honey suckle [sic] daiquiri, hurricane & beachcomber’s gold – a bittersweet concoction that is yours for £7. The only thing that’s ‘flash’ about Two Floors is the liquid used to
clean them.