James's review of Skylon Restaurant

How can one restaurant get it so wrong?!

Located in one of London's cultural homes, Skylon has the potential to be one of the capital's culinary institutions, creating and serving innovative and well executed food to reflect the exhibitions and South Bank Centre's heritage.

Skylon fails on all accounts to provide anything close to what one might describe as a decent restaurant in the capital. I would much rather wrestle a pigeon for a hot dog than ever go there again.

The menu is not innovative in the slightest, and it is a wonder that with her culinary skills and experience excellent chef Helena Puolakka could not come up with better. The food when it arrived was as bland in looks as it was in taste, and with each course one hoped that there would be some improvement, but alas there was no reprieve.

The service was abysmal. The staff rude and as plain in terms of personality as the food they were serving up.

The impression Skylon is trying to promote is that of excellence, that it is as good as those culinary bastions in the capital Tom Aiken, one of Gordon Ramsay's many restaurants, Chez Bruce, the list is endless. Insead you are provided with a an extremely weakened version of what one would expect. An atmosphere and ambience more like the cafe found on the platform of east croydon railway station, except with less life.

Move on Helena, before the shackles of this disasterous restaurant taint your good name anymore.