The Red House

Gav T. ( 40s, Male, United Kingdom )

This place is a joke!

The 4 of us would have got more dining satisfaction from standing around in the garden, gnawing our fingernails and setting fire to £200 of our own money.

There were 2 waiting staff looking after our 2 tables of 4 and a whole private room of around 20.

My life is too short and the experience too painful to elaborate on quite how abysmal the service was in this mockery of an establishment. At every single point over the evening the waiting staff were shockingly poor. Waiting 20 mins for our drinks, having to ask 3 times for them, waiting 1 hour 20 mins for the main course and then getting our order wrong…you get the picture.

Take some consolation in the fact that the only other table and the private room were both complaining as well.

The food is OK – only one dish had to be sent back – but at £50 a head, the service would be out of place at a Wimpy.

Please don't go here – it is run like a cynical joke with no regard for the customers. And if you do insist on seeing how bad it is…please don't blame me…I told you so.