Icebar London

Everybody should book a session at the Icebar: who could resist dressing up like Kenny in South Park (outfit supplied) & drinking Champagne or flavoured vodka in a funky designer fridge/disco where everything, including your tumbler, is made from ice harvested from an Arctic river. Unless you’re a homesick Eskimo, however, the novelty soon wears off. Thaw out downstairs in Zerobelow’s clubby arches, where sizzling beats are more Ibiza than Lapland. To drink, try ‘warm martinis’: rum blazer & chocolatini or lychee love machine & suicide blonde (Ketel One, lime, elderflower syrup & Prosecco) from £7.70. Demystify the long list as follows: if you like whisky, try trusty nail; if you crave cachaça, go for mango batida; Tequila means Don Juan, & rum should lead you to flying reindeer.