Bar Music Hall

Whether you dig this bunker will depend on your tolerance to Bavarian froth & sausages served by extras from Heidi Goes Home to the sound of oompah-tainment. Litre steins of Kromabacher Dunkel, Redinger Russ or Hefe Weissbier are available for £8.90, while £3.20 buys a half-pint if your beer belly is already big enough. Germany also provides cider & schnapps, although the wines are from everywhere except Deutschland – Champagne (£35) is patronisingly billed as ‘one for the ladies’. Office parties might want to get on board the ‘Jägertrain’ at £39.50 for 10 sharers, & there’s also a gut-busting array of massive meatballs, cheese noodles, schnitzels, pretzels, potato salad & sausages with curry sauce & chips to wrestle with – fine German dining or your würst nightmare?