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L'Artiste Muscle

1 Shepherd Market, London W1J 7PA

£35.00 French Mayfair
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Like a comforting time warp for its army of old-soldier eateries, Shepherd Market somehow keeps even the most antiquated concepts sheltered from London’s myriad dining trends. A prime example is L’Artiste Musclé, which is still as resolutely shambolic as it’s always been – despite some touching-up here & there. The buzz is ever present, with tables spilling out onto the street, & an open kitchen that sees the likes of snails in garlic & parsley, steak-frites, cassoulet, magret de canard, petit salé aux lentils or calf’s liver with pomme purée, cooked virtually at your shoulder. Bills are almost shockingly kind – a reflection of the shabby-not-chic looks, cheek-by-jowl seating & frequently distant (if well-intentioned) service. Those relegated to the shoebox basement should seek comfort in decent Bordeaux – also at knock-down prices.

Overall Diner Rating

5.7
Food & Drink
5.3
Service
5.7
Atmosphere
5.3
Value
5.7

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  1. Gavan B.
    Reviews: 1

    Gavan B. ( 50s, Male, United Kingdom )

    November 2009

    I've eaten here three times now (always lunch) and each time has been pleasant; the food is cooked to order and the wines are perhaps basic but good and at sensibl;e prices.
    It is a small restaurant with wooden floors and tables placed close together, somewhat cramped but this adds to the atmosphere. There is a downstairs (not been down there so I can't comment) but upstairs you can see the food being prepared and cooked.
    It is French through and through, perhaps rustic, but I have always found it to be of very good quality, fresh and excellent value for money. The service has always been swift, attentive and friendly. Excellent for a friendly bistro lunch and I will go back.

    • Overall: 9
    • Food & Drink: 8
    • Service: 9
    • Atmosphere: 8
    • Value: 9
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  2. Anna O.
    Reviews: 1

    Anna O. ( 30s, Female, United Kingdom )

    November 2008

    I went here with a big group of friends last weekend. I appreciate that serving a group of 25 for dinner is not every waiter's dream but, at the same time, everyone is a paying customer and it is up to the waiters to take charge of the situation. The waiters were unbelievably rude both during the meal and at the end of it. There was, as there always seems to be with groups, an issue with the bill. Instead of calmly sitting down with the few of us who decided to take charge to sort it out, the waiters (one of whom I think might have been the owner) proceeded to swear extremely aggresively at some of the female members of our group, one of whom was particularly intimidated. Aside from the terrible service, the food was expensive and below par. Two of my friends had to send their steak back (one of them twice). It struck me that they were more than happy to take a considerably sum of money from a group of customers but were not willing to provide a good service and seemed to presume that, because we were drinking, we could be fobbed off with average food. This restaurant is in a prime location and seems to think they are above serving people. That struck as particularly arrogant in a time when all custom should be gratefully received. In summary, I will not be going back here!

    • Overall: 1
    • Food & Drink: 1
    • Service: 1
    • Atmosphere: 1
    • Value: 1
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Essential Details for L'Artiste Muscle

  • Address: 1 Shepherd Market, London W1J 7PA
  • Telephone: 020 7493 6150
  • Opening Hours: Mon-Sun 12N-3pm 6-11pm
  • Restaurant Facilities: Alfresco dining area
  • Cuisine: French
  • Area: Mayfair
  • Price: £35.00
  • Wine: £13.50
  • Champagne: £29.50

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  1. Gavan B.
    Reviews: 1

    Gavan B. ( 50s, Male, United Kingdom )

    November 2009

    I've eaten here three times now (always lunch) and each time has been pleasant; the food is cooked to order and the wines are perhaps basic but good and at sensibl;e prices.
    It is a small restaurant with wooden floors and tables placed close together, somewhat cramped but this adds to the atmosphere. There is a downstairs (not been down there so I… More

    • Overall: 9
    • Food & Drink: 8
    • Service: 9
    • Atmosphere: 8
    • Value: 9
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  2. Anna O.
    Reviews: 1

    Anna O. ( 30s, Female, United Kingdom )

    November 2008

    I went here with a big group of friends last weekend. I appreciate that serving a group of 25 for dinner is not every waiter's dream but, at the same time, everyone is a paying customer and it is up to the waiters to take charge of the situation. The waiters were unbelievably rude both during the meal and at the end of it. There was, as there… More

    • Overall: 1
    • Food & Drink: 1
    • Service: 1
    • Atmosphere: 1
    • Value: 1
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