Upper West

Jad Lahoud and Alexander Nall-Cain (Lord Brocket’s boy) are the well-connected co-owners of this bar, nightclub and rooftop garden aimed squarely at the capital’s jeunesse dorée. If the cast of Made in Chelsea interests you, dig out your Louboutins, stump up £20 and start partying in one of the capital’s ‘hottest places’ with the Ollies and Cheskas of this world. Although it’s billed as an ‘über-stylish, New York-inspired lounge’, anyone expecting a Chelsea version of a Manhattan hipster joint may feel underwhelmed in this flat re-tread of the legendary Aretusa – a 60s boîte frequented by Jagger, Hendrix, Lennon etc. Today’s good-time celebs can load up on bar bites such as deep-fried mac ’n’ cheese, hot dogs and fishcakes, while popular calls such as Champagne, premium cocktails and high-end spirits by the bottle ensure they’ll quickly rack up the minimum table spend of £500.