Wyld

The swanky W Hotel’s shiny DJ/disco lounge might fancy itself as Studio 54’s VIP room – although a nightclub at casa Cristiano Ronaldo might be a better comparison. Under a giant glitterball, blingy babes & beaux – whose budget can hack the minimum table spend of £500 – can look down on the Leicester Square hoi polloi below. You’ll need to be guest-listed – or charm Wyld’s door staff – to access premium, Tequila-based torpedoes of distinction: sunburnt señorita, el chapo & Mexican surge (Calle 23, Kahlúa, lime & Ting). Otherwise, get into the party mood with ultimate bonkers (Dom Pérignon, Santa Teresa gran reserva rum, pineapple & OJ, Galliano & elderflower cordial) – built for six to share. At a cost that would buy most mortals a new sofa, the whole shebang could indeed be construed as the ultimate in bonkers.