29 July 2014

Cattle Grid Balham

1 Balham Station Road, London SW12 9SG

£36.00 North American , Steak Balham
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  • Wine: £14.50
  • Opening Hours: Mon-Sat 5-11pm (Sat 12N- ) Sun 12N-10.30pm

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With a black-and-white, long-horned effigy on the doorstep, Cattle Grid isn’t timid about announcing its carnivorous intentions, and the family-friendly menu doesn’t mince words either. A choice of ‘cow’ or ‘pig’ tops the line-up, with everything from dry-aged steaks, a dozen riffs on burgers and slow-cooked beef sandwiches to racks of ribs in various guises, plus a host of freshly made butters, sauces and toppings (guacamole, caramelised onions, fried egg, haggis, bone marrow gravy). Otherwise, steer clear of meat altogether with one of their lively salad combos such as beetroot and goats’ cheese or seared tuna with soy and sesame. There’s a full menu for the young heifers too, rounding off with ice creams and milkshakes. You can also drop in any time of day for a special offer of ‘pig wings’, coleslaw and chips for just a tenner.

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  1. When it's raining do cows go up to the farmhouse, let us in, we're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here! Is it suede? I am suede, the whole thing is suede, I can't have this cleaned. It's all I got!Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld episode “The Jacket”)My latest burger visit was to try Cattle Grid in Balham. A steakhouse with five locations in the UK with Battersea, Balham, and Kingston within the M25. Their motto quality steak without breaking the bank. We started with the chicken wings, nice blue cheese, really good heat.Chicken WingsFor the burger I got the Stilton and flat mushroom and added bacon.Burger TimeThe verdict, the burger flavour was nice but auto destroyed itself after the second bite. It was well done even I ordered medium rare.The damage, 8.5 quid for the burger.The conclusion, good flavour, but no juices as the patty was too well done for me. Also you might finish eating the burger with a fork and knife, as it can disintegrate within seconds. Nice flavours but short in execution, room to improve, I will have to give a 6.5 to the Grid team.Stilton, Bacon, & MushroomCattle GridT: 020 8673 9099SteakhouseApprox Damage: £25ppArea: BalhamBorough: WandsworthTwitter: cattlegridView Larger Map
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