The Schoolhouse 1

137-139 St Johns Hill , London, SW11 1TD

SquareMeal Review of The Schoolhouse

Getting lightly ‘caned’ is always a possibility at this academically themed venue, which resembles a set for TV’s Waterloo Road. Garbed in white lab coats, The Schoolhouse’s unlikely ‘chemistry masters’ dispense Mules in jam jars and other cocktails such as Teacher’s Coffee (Cariel vanilla vodka, Kahlúa, Orgeat, vanilla syrup, crushed cinnamon and Mission espresso – ‘strictly for adults’). There’s also a short list of global wines, plus ales such as Brugse Zot, Campus Premium and Paxton PA (from the London Beer Factory), along with fridges packed with bottled brews. Grub is dished out by the venue’s self-appointed ‘prefects’, and comfort food on school trays is the rule: ‘bottomless’ brunch staples, ‘tuck shop’ nibbles (fish fingers, grilled chorizo etc), burgers, buttermilk chicken, mac ‘n’ cheese, and suchlike. The bar’s Latin motto, ‘nescio quid dicas’ roughly translates as ‘I have no idea what you’re on about’.

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Nearby Tube/Rail Stations

Clapham Junction Station 602m

Wandsworth Town Station 1km

Address

Address: 137-139 St Johns Hill , London SW11 1TD

Area: Battersea Clapham Junction

Opening times

Mon-Sun 9am-12M

Nearby Landmarks

The Grand Theatre 525m

H.M. Prison Wandsworth 1km

Details

Telephone: 020 7223 6288

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Cuisine: Bars

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