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Peter's Reviews

Peter T.Male, United Kingdom

Member since November 2008

Reviews written: 4 (1 voted helpful)

Hasn’t rated any restaurants this year.

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Gaucho Sloane (89 Sloane Avenue, London, SW3 3DX)

Oh dear, a bad start. They couldn't manage 6pm, or 6.30, only 6.15 was available. And yet when we arrived, and throughout the meal, there were plenty free tables. Why do they do that?!

The welcome was warm and friendly, but after that it was downhill. Seeing the prices and noting the absence of any Michelin stars, we decided to forego the first courses and just sample the meat, which was the purpose of the visit anyway. Despite being told it wasn't necessary, the waitress insisted on bringing a tray with all the various raw cuts on display. I was dismayed – to my ex-butcher's eye, the colour looked insipid, the fat too white, the marbling non-existant, and the texture or body of the meat looked flaccid (although I didn't touch it to test).

The cooked version bore out my concerns. Cooked exactly as ordered, the meat had little flavour or quality – on a par, I would say, with a supermarket's ‘Finest’, which isn't saying much. If Gaucho's cows have ever smelt grass, let alone eaten it, I'd be amazed. Sadly, the side orders didn't justify their additional cost either.

The service was erratic and poor, the music too loud to have a conversation, and all in all we were relieved to get out and to write off the experience as an expensive experiment gone wrong.

November 2010

Overall:4
Food and Drink:6
Service:4
Atmosphere:6
Value for Money:4
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Pheasant at Keyston (Keyston, Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire, PE28 0RE)

On a wet dark evening I drove through the village four times before finding the place. In fact I had abandoned the search after the 3rd attempt but on driving through to head back to the A14 my headlights picked out a tiny wooden sign. It pointed down a road I'd already tried, but upon giving it a second go I finally detected the pub, virtually unlit.

In I went, and the interior atmosphere corresponded exactly with the experience so far. I thought I was the only customer, but then some low murmuring indicated two couples concealed in the restaurant section around a corner.

Two staff, who gave the air of being involved in the place so perhaps it was the owners, seemed hell-bent on maintaining the absence of bonhomie. Even the manner of providing the menu and asking if I wanted a drink was curt and unsmiling.

I chose from the specials on the board. A lovely first course was followed by sausage and mash. The trouble was, that's all it was – no accompanying vegetables. Apparently everything is extra, although this isn't explained on the specials board and nor did Mr Grimface or his colleage Mr Curt bother to mention it when I ordered. I'd lost my appetite by this time so perhaps that's why the main course tasted very ordinary as well as being meagre.

The proprietors and those who have rated this place need to be aware that catering is all about hospitality, ambience, customer care and consideration, and a host of other factors, in addition to the food on the plate.

Update: A second visit a year later showed that nothing had changed!

November 2010

Overall:4
Food and Drink:6
Service:4
Atmosphere:4
Value for Money:3
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Alounak (10 Russell Gardens, London, W14 8EZ)

How did this place ever get a recommendation?! Our party sampled a wide variety from the menu, and it was all unfailingly dire (except the bread). Given the location and prices we weren't expecting Michelin-star cooking or service, but nor did we expect it to be as bad as it was. Firstly the starters or meze – you can find better quality on any supermarket shelf, fresh or tinned – even the basics or economy version would be an improvement on some of the dishes we were served. Main courses – scraggy lamb dished up in a variety of indifferent ways, with cheap rice which was as near to fragrant Persian rice (chelou) as salad cream is to mayonnaise. The quality of service matched the food. Be warned!

March 2010

Overall:4
Food and Drink:4
Service:4
Atmosphere:4
Value for Money:4
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Michael’s (47 Liverpool Road, Birkdale Village, Southport, Merseyside & Lancs, PR8 4AG)

Disappointing. There was nothing terrible about the experience, it was just – ordinary. Barely any aspect of the place even attained average – the cooking, food quality, service, etc, were all just below par. Hype and reputation notwithstanding, my impression was that whoever it is who's involved with this establishment, he or she is not in their element with cooking, catering, hospitality, etc. It's as if they're in the wrong trade.

July 2009

Overall:5
Food and Drink:5
Service:5
Atmosphere:5
Value for Money:4
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