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Paul's Reviews

Paul H.40s, Male, United Kingdom

Member since July 2005

Reviews written: 4 (0 voted helpful)

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Byron King's Road (300 King's Road, London, SW3 5UH)

Editor's pick

I do like a good burger. I've tried most of 'em and Byron is my go-to Burger of choice. I like the fact they are not too flash or clever – no foolish brioche buns or pulled pork here, just an honest, juicy burger, served medium, with a proper bun and straightforward accompaniments.

If I were to offer constructive criticism, I would prefer a slightly smaller bun and certainly more relish – you can barely detect the “Byron sauce” they put on, requiring judicious use of ketchup and American mustard.

Sides are variable: french fries are fine, I like the onion rings (mine have always been crispy) and the courgette fries, but the skin-on chips and the maccaroni cheese are to be avoided. In terms of drinks, if you're not ordering a malted vanilla shake, then you need urgent help. Damn fine milkshake.

Service is usually quick and efficient, even when it gets busy, but there is a distinct lack of atmosphere, and they do feel a bit “corporate” (I've been to Kings Road, Gloucester Road, High St Ken and Westfield). However, for a burger joint, that's less of an issue for me – I don't go there for a long luxurious meal, I go there for a cracking burger, fries and malted vanilla shake and expect to be in and out within the hour.

It may not be as “cool” as a Bar Boulud burger, but it's a lot bigger and only costs £7. In terms of upscale burger chains, it beats the rest hands down.

December 2010

Overall:7
Food and Drink:8
Service:7
Atmosphere:6
Value for Money:8
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Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester (The Dorchester Hotel, Park Lane, London, London, W1K 1QA)

Three michelin star prices, but not quite a three michelin star experience.

The room is decorated in a pleasing way, although the room has a dividing wall running through it which breaks up the ambience somewhat. Each table comes with a procelain vegetable centre piece and rather dainty pink napkins.

Before you order, little savoury beignets arrive, which are dangerously more-ish. Off to a good start then, but the food that followed was good-to-very-good but not extraordinary. Our starters were Ducasse's speciality of lobster and chicken with pasta, which was excellent, and a dish of snails which was also delicious.

For main course we both had the fillet of beef with a rossini side. It was a very nice piece of beef, well cooked, but that is really all it was. Not very memorable. But the biggest shock of the night came when I ordered cheese. THERE IS NO CHEESE BOARD!! Instead, they bring you a tray that looks like something from a BA flight to Benidorm with 4 pieces of deeply ordinary pre-cut cheese. No choice. How can a three star French restaurant have no cheese board??

Desserts were light and pleasing. The trio of apple was the star.

Wine list was punishingly expensive. Service was good without being intrusive. All in all an enjoyable evening but very expensive and not as memorable as I'd expected.

May 2010

Overall:6
Food and Drink:8
Service:8
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:4
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Il Convivio (143 Ebury Street, London, SW1W 9QN)

Belgravia is spoilt for choice when it comes to Italian restaurants, but il Convivio is the one I find myself returning to most often. The room is a well designed space, with the rear half of the restaurant sitting under skylights and the front being a clean, modern front half that is refreshingly well lit.

The menu doesn’t change too often, but there is plenty on there worth trying. Starters are mostly safe choices like mozzarella and tomato or carpaccio of beef or tuna. The home made pasta is better, the black spaghetti and lobster being excellent and the tagliatelle with hare ragu is also enjoyable. I agree with a previous reviewer though who said the food isn’t hot enough. It isn’t. Main course of beef fillet with cep mushrooms and red wine sauce was well cooked although the fat cut chips it came with weren’t great. Osso buco was well seasoned and a hearty dish.

I’m not really a dessert fan, but the white espresso ice cream is very good. The wine list is a strong point and, shockingly, there is even some value for money to be found in there (along with a few high priced shockers).

I have been a few times recently and some visits have been distinctly better than others, but on a good day it is well worth a visit.

April 2010

Overall:7
Food and Drink:7
Service:8
Atmosphere:8
Value for Money:6
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Ristorante Semplice (9-10 Blenheim Street, London, W1S 1LJ)

Semplice came highly recommended but I found it all a bit ordinary. I wonder how many people go to the informal trattoria just down the road, which has much better signage, than the formal restaurant which has next to none. The room is pretty small but nice decor. The menu promises much but on the whole doesn't really deliver. My pasta was underwhelming and the famed rabbit signature dish looked great but was under-seasoned and didn't quite work as a whole dish. The wine list is interesting, quite pricey, but has some nice choices. Service started fine but became slow.

All in all it was okay but I wouldn't hurry back

April 2010

Overall:5
Food and Drink:5
Service:4
Atmosphere:6
Value for Money:5
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