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Martin's Reviews

Martin F.Male, United Kingdom

Member since July 2011

Reviews written: 8 (1 voted helpful)

Restaurants rated: 8 (this year)

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Kopapa (32-34 Monmouth Street, London, London, WC2H 9HA)

Editor's pick

I had some misgivings about Kopapa from the start. Despite looking rather sultry from the outside, once inside that mood lighting appeared more brusque than beatific, serving to highlight the ugly tiled floors, the factory-form walls and the tightly hemmed seating. Worse, we had several minutes to enjoy this view as we waited for our ‘host’ to seat us, in spite of a surfeit of other waiters buzzing around the floor. A fear was rising – I had brought my date to London’s most expensive, most pretentious greasy spoon.

Of course, this was not how Kopapa thought of itself and the menu was an exotic – if somewhat exhausting – tour across diverse continents and categories. However that feeling that this might be all veneer remained, and our waitress, though friendly, had a distinct lack of conviction about both the food and wine we enquired of.

We pressed on keen, at least, to drink through it with a serviceable and reasonably-priced Sauvignon Blanc to help mask the cobbled together food we were surely about to receive.

An opener of babaganoush and olives hardly helped, the olives having a sharp, almost pickled hit, while the babaganoush, though texturally sound missed a hit of seasoning that might have taken it above shop-bought standard.

Happily, however, this lack of substance did not continue and some dishes hit real high notes. A chickpea, pepper and feta salad was bold and bright. Beef cheeks were tender and well-balanced with mash and a just-sweet grape sauce, while spiced squid was well-cooked for crunchy bite and with a smoked aioli that stayed just the right side of charred. A plantain and sweet potato tortilla missed the mark slightly, though more because of odd, rectangular presentation than any fault in cooking. The feeling, overall, was that most of what we ate was good and that actually, there was plenty more on this menu that we could come back and try.

Kopapa makes for a slightly strange experience then. We walked out well-fed and with barely a memory of the… More

4 March 2012

Overall:6
Food and Drink:6
Service:4
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:7
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Sophie's Steakhouse (29-31 Wellington Street, London, London, WC2E 7DB)

Large, imposing doors opened with a determined grasp, high ceilings that seem to eat up noise, and a calm but cultured whiff of a meal where you might pay a little extra but walk out rather happier; coming from the Covent Garden tumult and into cavernous Sophie’s immediately felt like just the kind of illicit, red-meat filled sojourn that appears at the end of so many foodie cravings.

Sitting down, that impression only ratchets higher as the sultry lighting creates a devilled glow to your surroundings, and your smiling waitress drops off your complimentary appetiser – no baked-at-home bread or fresh-and-fruity olives here though. Instead, a generous serve of thick, salty salami that goes down rapidly; the point that Sophie’s does nice things with meat does not go unnoticed.

The wine list is typically bullish in order to stand up to this, and though you can go to town with some high-end picks, we found several decently-priced options by both the glass and bottle. The Malbec we selected had a fantastically full flavour and went down all-too quickly – at least until we had those meaty mains before us.

Steak, of course, is what Sophie’s is most likely to have dragged you over the threshold for and, although the prices seem rather Machiavellian at first glance, on arrival we found it hard not to offer a contented smile. The Cote de Boeuf we tried seemed of Jurassic Park proportions, yet retained an outstanding, iron-rich flavour of a cut of meat that had been both cared-for and cooked with some great skill.

A portion of mixed ribs were similarly colossal, with the pork baby back sitting so succulently under Sophie’s sauce that several minutes towards the end of our meal became a search-and-rescue mission for any remaining morsels we may have missed.

Sides were perhaps a little disappointing, with the chips and jackets both missing some kind of final, ecstatic hit of butter or salt, and a slaw salad rather getting overwhelmed by sauce and not offering the kind of fresh bite… More

22 February 2012

Overall:9
Food and Drink:8
Service:9
Atmosphere:9
Value for Money:8
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Cantina Laredo (10 Upper St Martin's Lane, St Martin's Courtyard, London, WC2H 9FB)

Think of Mexican food and you might picture lurid chilli reds and guacamole greens, and the tendency to slather sauce or cheese over most dishes; certainly not a cuisine that to lends itself naturally to the term ‘gourmet’. So it was with some intrigue that we ventured into Cantina Laredo, proudly boasting just such credentials. How could this slick-looking place turn tacos and enchiladas into something more elevated than your average.

Certainly service was a step above being thrown tacos in tin foil and offered a slice for your beer. The whole place was achingly efficient, with door staff gliding us to the bar as we waited for a table and at the same time expertly upselling the house margaritas. The drinks were good – certainly not timid on the tequila – though to my taste perhaps just missing quite the right balance to make this a truly memorable incarnation.

Salsa with nachos comes as a complementary appetiser, and is a crisp, fresh start with a great kick. Yet good as they were, these somehow seemed only to remind me about how over-priced much of the rest of the menu appeared. Table-made guacamole added nice theatre and shared the zesty, full flavours we’d experienced thus far, yet at £6.95 felt like a twisted misappropriation of that gourmet tag.

With familiar mains at unfamiliar prices, we were hoping for something with a real zing. However fillings in both a chile relleno (stuffed pepper) and enchiladas were significantly under-flavoured and disappeared quickly on the palette. A bizarre side of sautéed vegetables (courgette and sweetcorn) was a flabby addition to both plates that tasted as if they might as well have come out of a tin.

Stylishly outfitted in thick wooden cuts, in a prime location in the new St. Martin’s Courtyard complex close to Covent Garden, and with consistently good service, Cantina Laredo can lay some claim to its gourmet tag. Yet read by another (and frankly more important) meter, this was average cooking at above-average prices which left… More

30 December 2011

Overall:6
Food and Drink:5
Service:9
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:4
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Queen of Sheba (12 Fortess Road, London, NW5 2EU)

As far as experiencing new tastes and ideas, Queen of Sheba, a short walk from Kentish Town station, seems to be something of a promised land.

One of London’s most renowned purveyors of Ethiopian cuisine, the marketing blurb will leave you thrilled at the idea of “unique and exotic tastes that will remain with you forever”.

And first impressions certainly seem to offer something different. Full of traditional figures, woven designs and earthy colours, Queen of Sheba shimmers in a warm red light. Beaming, open-armed staff, and a somewhat haphazard way with layout only add to feeling of being somewhere wholly honest and welcoming.

The sense of intimacy was harnessed also in the way the food seemed to bring people together, diners on other tables leaning in close to mop up their dishes from a huge, pancake-round serving of the country’s traditional injera bread.

A starter of spinach and homemade cottage cheese wrapped in the ubiquitous bread served to set the scene – both for good and bad; we loved the freedom of eating without cutlery and dropping the tiny morsels into our mouths, however found the filling a little under-whelming against the slightly lemon-sharp bread.

There was similar foodie fever at mains, as we gleefully tore at our bread in order to grab our dishes with hands and fingers – a feast for the eyes, perhaps even the soul but not, unfortunately, for the taste-buds.

A lamb dish with green pepper and onion was hugely disappointing, the meat gristly and tough, with little flavouring beyond the charred meat. It looked and tasted like something that might have been sitting under the heat lamps at a cheap Chinese buffet for far too long.

A traditional vegetable stew came highly recommended and packed a lot more punch, the flavours deep and yet with the chickpea, onion and pepper still easy to pick up on the palette. Yet, despite that success and the hugely enjoyable experience, there was a heavy-handedness in dry meat, under-seasoned filling and tangy bread… More

20 November 2011

Overall:6
Food and Drink:5
Service:7
Atmosphere:8
Value for Money:6
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Lowlander Grand Café (36 Drury Lane, London, WC2B 5RR)

Somewhat out of the way, inoffensive yet capable, Lowlander does a rather decent representation of all things Belgian in the guise of a central London restaurant.

Happily, you don’t have to be Poirot to realise the biggest draw here. That is the beer, with an array of pumps and bottles offering a huge selection from the Low Countries, ranging from light fruit beers that your Gran would like to bolshie triples that might get the better of an beer-bellied Uncle or over-ambitious twenty-something.

Along with that range, which can be explored in pints or in tasting trays, there is also a decent selection of very earthy, very Belgian snacks with which, at least, to space out the beer-drinking.

And though simple, the food here is far from an after-thought. An Eggs Benedict starter was perfect with a Hollandaise just the right side of tart (something so many others get wrong). Mains, including national staples like mussels and steak and chips, were proud and potent. That steak for example was a good medium-rare, with perfect crispy, post-hangover fries and a piquant mushroom and red wine sauce.

A Wild Boar burger was a real beast, full of chunky, charred flavour and with tangy, truly complementary apple chutney. Vegetarian options are a little thin but a tagliatelle bursting with roasted veg and goat’s cheese is one of a handful of decent options.

A chocolate brownie dessert was a little heavy and, unfortunately, perhaps not the best showcase of the country’s other famous love, yet there were surprisingly few false notes overall.

In a simple, wood-hewn space light floods in under huge open windows, giving the place an open, almost outdoors feel. Waiters buzz round with great zeal so that the overall effect is quite charming and, while Lowlander might not have Italian strut, French finery or American oomph, it certainly does straight-backed Belgian brilliantly.

2 October 2011

Overall:7
Drinks:7
Service:8
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:8
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Arbutus (63-64 Frith Street, London, London, W1D 3JW)

Editor's pick

Close your eyes for just a second, and Arbutus felt as if it could be some hidden trattoria in some tiny mountain village you’d searched for hours for, not the gel-slick Soho operation you might expect.

That’s because good, honest food and genuinely warm service felt paramount on our visit – not the names on the door or the faces in the windows.

Though expertly styled and ultra-efficient, each member of staff was bright, personable and intelligent. Opinions were proffered only when asked for and, when given were as forthright as much of the great food we tasted.

That simple, unabashed approach was reflected in a menu that started at Crispy Pig’s Head and ended at Pavlova, with squid, lamb shoulder and several ways with tripe in between, along with many more conventional cuts.

In fact we didn’t love everything we tried – that tripe, for example, an acquired taste perhaps and a sweet onion tart with smoked eel tart that lacked a little piquancy – but there were flavours on every plate that tasted great and each one had a genuine love about it.

A squid and mackerel burger starter, for example, was the perfect balance of soft flavours. Mains of lamb and rabbit might have looked simple but had deep meaty flavours, while for dessert clafoutis was a joyful, buttery celebration.

Unlike so many other restaurants, drinks were given proper consideration too, with several decent bottles of wine under or close to £20 and, so rare, genuinely good coffee to finish.

Good food should be able to take you somewhere else. It might have been the wine talking just a touch but coming out of Arbutus I was sure, just for a second, that I could see the roads lined with olive groves and feel the hot Italian sun. In a colder light those might have been strippers and street lights but, for that brief, beautiful moment, Arbutus had truly done its job.

28 August 2011

Overall:9
Food and Drink:9
Service:10
Atmosphere:9
Value for Money:9
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Kerbisher & Malt (164 Shepherds Bush Road, London, W6 7PB)

Editor's pick

The premise here is simple – top-quality fish and chips at a reasonable price in a relaxed environment.
Nodding to the grand history of the British chippie, décor is all demure tiling and black and white photos of a bygone age. The menu speaks volumes as well, with end-of-the-pier classics like chip butty and mushy peas joined by dishes – like Fennel and Dill salad and Crispy Calamari – which speak much more of West London than Weston-super-Mare
Indeed despite much retro styling, so much is rooted in the modern food world. Service is bright and bouncy while the food hits all today’s culinary buzz-words. That means sustainably-sourced fish, freshly made sauces and environmentally-friendly packaging.
Of course despite all these knowing nods to both past and future, the most important for the present is the food and happily, Kerbisher doesn’t let you down here.
Cod and Pollack were prime specimens in a light, perfectly crispy batter. A heaped portion of greaseless chips banish fish-shop nightmares of the past. In their own special way, pickled onions and gherkins were divine, delectable additions. If there was one disappointment it was a Tartare Sauce that lacked just a little zing to really bring every bite to life. The lack of music and an alcohol licence (apparently on its way) also made the whole experience feel more café than restaurant despite the fine food.
Yet as both a snapshot of British food history and future and, vitally, a cracking fish and chips, there can’t be many better than Kerbisher & Malt.

24 July 2011

Overall:7
Food and Drink:8
Service:7
Atmosphere:6
Value for Money:8
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Le Bouchon Breton (1st Floor, 8 Horner Square, London, E1 6EW)

Le Bouchon Breton certainly looks the part of traditional French bistro. Heavy clarets dominate inside, while the large open terrace speaks of long, lost lunches. Warm staff seem to have both accent and ability to match the setting.

The menu heaves with French favourites from both sea and land, with steaks and shellfish equally prized here. Add more classics like French Onion soup, Confit of Duck and Rack of Lamb and there is something to appeal to even the most novice gastronome.

In the spirit, we tried frog’s legs; choicely cooked and doused with garlic and butter, these gave our evening something of a kick-start then, though too much of the flavour seemed to get lost on the plate and not enough left on the legs themselves.

Unfortunately, having something missing was a theme that seemed to carry on throughout the meal. One main of mussels was faultless (though having no pot for shells was a careless error and soon left the table looking like Brighton beach). Another main of calves liver and bacon with mash was again a skilled dish but missing a slick of sweet onion that might have made the dish much more than its fine constituents.

If anything, desserts delivered the most, with a gorgeous Clafouti and a huge ice-cream coupe full of crunchy, creamy, wholly complementary flavours.

For all its qualities, Le Bouchon seemed to be missing a touch of inspiration, both from the kitchen and service which, though always friendly and attentive, often felt a little nervous.

In a prime location in Spitalfields market and often offering online diners deals, this place would be a good bet for a partial slice of French cuisine at a partial price, but at full whack Le Bouchon Breton tends closer to Cava than Champagne.

14 July 2011

Overall:5
Food and Drink:6
Service:5
Atmosphere:5
Value for Money:4
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