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Lawrence's Reviews

Lawrence O.40s, Male

Member since October 2010

Reviews written: 2 (0 voted helpful)

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Arbutus (63-64 Frith Street, London, London, W1D 3JW)

The food here is good; the wine list is a joke. So, says the reviews, it encompasses “the world's greatest producers.” Er, no it doesn't. Most of the bottles are cheapo lower-end producer wines ( perfectly nice to quaff ) ludicrously marked up. The Domaine d'Ouctric is a 6 quid bottle posted here at 32. Um, let's do the math shall we? That's a 400 per cent mark up for a nice, nondescrtipt wine. The Poggio Argientera is a mediocre 10 quid affair going for 30 plus ( they don't have the more serious Capostato from the same domaine obviously ). The Pichon Condrieu is a nice 18 quid bottle going for 80. The Les Vieux Murs is a pretty bad Pouilly-Fuisse ( about 9 quid in French supermarkets ) hiked up to 36.

What a con. You would think in an age when anyone can google any wine in two seconds that restaurant managers would get their integrity together. This is a Michelin star place with a bargain basement wine list hiked up to lower end Michelin prices. Nice work, fellas. In London, it seems, this kind of bullshit is the norm and people just accept it.
In New York, I can tell you, most of those wines would be in your local shit bistro for about $20 a pop and we'd be happy to drink them at that price point.

December 2010

Overall:7
Food and Drink:7
Service:8
Atmosphere:9
Value for Money:4
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Nahm at The Halkin (The Halkin, 5 Halkin Street, London, SW1X 7DJ)

I see that some reviewers here claim that they have been to Thailand and “love Thai food” but hate Nahm. They mmean, I think, that they've eaten in insipid hotel and tourist joints and think they know what Thai food is. They don't, hence the “unpleasant” surprise. Nothing at Nahm is “ridiculously” hot – it is quite mild compared to real Thai food, but hotter than most westernized “Thai” places. They get it about right for a London audience, most of who would not be able to take the extreme heat, say, of Bangkok street food. And if you can't speak Thai you almost certainly haven't eaten it. Complaining about Thai “spiciness” is like going to a sushi restaurant and complaining that you don't like fish.

So this brings us to whether Nahm is worth the detour. You could argue that Thai food finds its greatest expression in aforementioned street food; I think it does. But there's room for this kind of attempt to transpose Thai food into a luxury restaurant setting. Thomson has done something interesting here : this is a mixture of aristocratic dishes and humbler classics, and I've eaten several times at Bo.Lan his franchised place on Soi 24 in Bangkok. Thais sniff at it a bit, but for my money it's a fine restaurant and fresh take on the cuisine.

Nahm is quite similar, if four times more expensive. The dishes are perfectly rendered and true to origin ; ignore all these fools droning on about things being “too salty” or “unbalanced” or “slimey” – they don't know what they are talking about. This is how the food is. It's radical in some ways, and not everyone's cup of tea. But whatever. You cannot offer technical criticisms if you don't know the cuisine involved. I had dinner next to a large group of hi-so kathoeys from Bangkok and I could hear them saying in Thai that they thought the dishes were “fine” and “true to Thai.” Okay, they are the judges of these matters!

Personally, I like the quiet, un-sceney room, the low noise level and the glimpses of the Halkin garden; chic and… More

October 2010

Overall:9
Food and Drink:9
Service:7
Atmosphere:9
Value for Money:7
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