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Christopher's Reviews

Christopher J.30s, Male, London

Member since February 2006

Gold reviewer since January 2010.

Reviews written: 61 (30 voted helpful)

Restaurants rated: 12 (this year)

Posts written: 14

Favourited by: 15 members

Maroush (21 Edgware Road, London, W2 2JE)

Maroush has become to The Edgeware Road what Starbucks has become to Oxford Street. Having visited Maroush 1 many years ago and had a positive experience I tried Maroush #6 which is virtually opposite and found it had indeed turned into a chain. The service was verging on downright rude, the atmosphere not enhanced by the background of noisy staff disputes in Arabic and the whole place looked a bit tired from the decor to the furniture and shabby laminated menus. I couldn't wait to get out. Sorry Maroush, I will see you again, but probably at 3am for a kebab when I will care far less.

November 2009

Overall:2
Food and Drink:5
Service:2
Atmosphere:3
Value for Money:7
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Cantina del Ponte (The Butlers Wharf Building, 36c Shad Thames, London, London, SE1 2YE)

The best value meals have to be the ones that you couldn't prepare yourself with the same budget, even if you had equivalent culinary ability and could be bothered to invest the time. Tuesday evening at 7pm was not the time and having not visited Cantina since it's refurb in 2007 and lured by the £15.75 set menu offer an emergency table was booked. It was even on my way home.

I have often fallen for the set menu con. Those small slips of paper inside the menu that are as limited and uninteresting as they are as inexpensive as then gone a la carte to avoid boring myself to death. I am pleased to report that Cantina's set menu broke this format. I didn't feel I was sitting in economy here even after studying the first class menu. It was an excellent meal, my Salmon was cooked with skill far beyond my capabilities and I don't even know how to cook Polenta. The restaurant has a nice atmosphere, is less austere than it's more corporate neighbours and I definitely couldn't cook it at home for a shade over fifteen quid even without the free glass of Wine. Great value and choice for a casual lunch / dinner. Will go first class next time.

November 2009

Overall:8
Food and Drink:9
Service:8
Atmosphere:8
Value for Money:10
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Hix (66-70 Brewer Street, London, London, W1F 9UP)

Editor's pick

It would appear that Mark Hix has had the good sense not to completely redesign the perfectly good site that Aaya created (devastated that is no longer) but rather dangle Damein Hirst art from the high ceilings which may appeal to the local creatives. I was more interested in the warm mini loaf of white bread and butter pat immediately brough to the table with a compulsively ordered Bloody Mary (available in pitchers). Water offered for the table was still, sparkling or tap which will please the eco crew, and the menu was gutsy, original, British and carnivorous which will infuriate vegeterians. Even the crab apple and Parsnip soup probably contained crustacean. My main of Hanger steak with baked bone marrow was sliced beef, a mini trough of marrow, parsley, garlic and breadcrumbs. My Bakewell tart's crust also definitely contained animal fat which is why it was so tasty. Hix was busy, the courses came in quick succession but that was just my personal experience and not a judgement. This is a great place for a hearty meal without the shepherds pie and fishcake predictability of similar ‘British’ establishments. I shall return for delightful surprises.

November 2009

Overall:8
Food and Drink:8
Service:7
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:7
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Helene Darroze at The Connaught (The Connaught Hotel, 16 Carlos Place, London, London, W1K 2AL)

From a thirst quenching aperitif at the Connaught Bar to a cocktail at the Coburg Bar (which is worth a visit in its own right), I felt that an intoxicating crescendo was being slowly built. The bill had been seamlessly transferred from bar to bar to restaurant, I had been given a full history of Hendricks Gin by an enthusiastic mixologist, sampled variations thereof and was thoroughly looking forward to the main event. It was at this point that things quickly went downhill. We were seated immediately next to an elderly gentleman dining alone who I doubt was looking for the company of two young men in a celebratory mood. The restaurant was quiet on this Thursday evening, perhaps 25% capacity and remained so for the duration. We were moved to another table and found myself on a small brocaded winged highchair which was not designed for comfort or grown men. Fortunately my companion was slighter. The moment he stepped away from the table, the amuse bouche arrived so I explained upon his return exactly what he was about to eat. It was delicious. We were then informed that as the deserts were cooked ‘a la minuit’ we had to order all three courses together. I felt like I was at a bad wedding. After a great deal of confusion we managed to order drinks. A Montrachet with the starters and a Chateau Pichon Longueville 1999 for the main course. The food arrived, our decanted White was forgotten and finally after two requests our glasses were recharged seconds before the main courses were presented at the same time the sommelier produced the bottle of 10 year old wine unopened and undecanted. Naturally that was sent back – he blamed his colleague. On the whole this was a bad experience, not for the cooking which was very good but for the sniffy, arrogant service which quite frankly and for the first time almost completely ruined what should have been a terrific meal.

October 2009

Overall:5
Food and Drink:7
Service:1
Atmosphere:2
Value for Money:2
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Lutyens (85 Fleet Street, London, London, EC4Y 1AE)

Whilst the Investment Bankers of Canary Wharf are still trying desperately to find somewhere interesting to eat, Goldman Sachs has a gorgeous new canteen perfectly suited to entertain even their most discerning clients. I think Conran may have broken the mould slightly with Lutyens – you are walked through a cool, smart, spacious bar complete with grandfather clock into the restaurant which is split level with view of the kitchen. A nice space. The menu is particularly extensive, principally French with a nod to the Irish heritage of the Chef, David Burke. Service is very good and the staff know well when to engage and not (on this particular evening there was a lot of interaction). There is a good feel to Lutyens and hopefully with the recovery of the economy Lutyens will do very well.

October 2009

Overall:8
Food and Drink:8
Service:8
Atmosphere:8
Value for Money:8
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Seven Park Place at the St James's Hotel & Club (St. James's Hotel & Club, 7-8 Park Place, London, London, SW1A 1LS)

After excitedly reading about Seven Park place I hurriedly booked a table. With fewer than 30 covers and William Drabble's reputation I was surprised to find a table at my preferred time for Saturday lunch less than two weeks since opening. I was even more surprised to find that the maitre'd knew me by name. This, I discovered was because we were the only booking for lunch. This was a private dining experience and a thoroughly enjoyable one. The Tortellini of lobster was amazing although I was rather envious of my partners snail dish. Main courses were equally enjoyable and beautifully presented. I was left wondering exactly how it was possible to cook Lamb so well. In truth I wanted to try it all although sadly at £45 for 3 courses it's just slightly above ‘market price’ for non residents. Drabble needs to trick his customers into excellent value set meals and they'll overspend on Wine through guilt. Go on a Saturday afternoon and enjoy great food and incredibly attentive service!

October 2009

Overall:9
Food and Drink:8
Service:8
Atmosphere:6
Value for Money:6
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The Wheatsheaf (Combe Hay, Bath Somerset, BA2 7EG)

Editor's pick

When André Michelin created his guide on French restaurants in 1900, his principle concern was the amount of tread used on tyres to reach certain restaurants. I'm not sure how he would feel about walking the four miles from Bath for lunch but it was worth having my Church's resoled for. This is a gorgeous pub cut out of the countryside run by an incredibly welcoming and jolly landlord with a nose for a decent Bordeaux. The pub itself is modern but with rustic touches, feeling airy and bright during the summer but undoubtedly warm and cosy in the winter. The food is an absolute triumph and presented with such style it would put many a glamorous West End eatery to shame. The wine list is excellent with a small skim on some very good vintages – if wine isn't your thing then the selection of beers and local ciders without any huffing as the glassware is removed. You can eat a full three course meal here for £18 and the only dissapointment will be that eventually you will have to leave.

If you are looking to get out of London and into the ‘country’ then look no further – they can even put you up for the night.

May 2009

Overall:10
Food and Drink:10
Service:9
Atmosphere:9
Value for Money:10
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The Garrick’s Head (8 St John's Place, Bath Somerset, BA1 1ET)

Editor's pick

The Garrick’s Head is a small pub split into two areas, dining room and saloon bar. It in a nice pub in the contemporary, free wi-fi , newspapers and lots of oask style of pub. Very metrosexual and pink with the Wine list on elegant handwritten chalkboards.
The bar itself is very nice with friendly staff and located in the centre of Bath, the menu board outside offered some very attractive options so with this and the recommendation of a Sunday Newspaper columist we sat for lunch.
The first disappointment came with the menu, which was different from the one promised outside – the gulls eggs weren’t available. Unless the family of four sitting opposite had raided the only nest then I assume the menu outside didn’t get changed very often. Starters of Ham Hock and Pigeon were good but unfortunately the same could not be said for the main course. My £18 steak ordered rare was char-grilled to within an inch of it’s life and had to be returned , the Rocket Salad hadn’t been washed and was full of grit and the selection of cheeses were pre-cut slices straight from the fridge. Rather than wait for them to reach an edible texture, we left, paid our £110 bill left and are unlikely to return.

May 2009

Overall:4
Food and Drink:4
Service:4
Atmosphere:3
Value for Money:3
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Theo Randall at the InterContinental Hotel (InterContinental Hotel, 1 Hamilton Place, London, W1J 7QY)

Editor's pick

Not being a fan of Italian Food but lured by the £25/ 3 course offer (lunchtime and pre/post theatre) I arrived for our 6pm table. Drinks were ordered and arrived shortly followed by a basket of Bruscetta straight off the Brustolina and warm Focaccio breads (a starter in itself). The set menu arrived which I cynically expected to be limited and designed to steer me straight into the a la carte menu, in fact there was plenty of really interesting choices and settling for Bresaola for Antipasti, Tagliatelle con ragù di manzo (Beef Pasta) for ‘Primi’ and Beef Fillet with Poricini mushrooms for ‘Secondi’ I was offered (and accepted) more Bruschetta. Course by course this meal was an absolute triumph and a total revelation for someone who generally finds Italian food to be rarther bland and uninteresting. No surprise then that Theo Randall won ‘Italian Restaurant of the Year’ last year. This is a great restaurant, go and go hungry because they like to feed you…

March 2009

Overall:9
Food and Drink:9
Service:9
Atmosphere:8
Value for Money:10
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Marco Pierre White Steak & Alehouse (East India House, 109-117 Middlesex Street, London, London, E1 7JF)

Agree with comments as this looks to be a name only agreement – the layout of the handwritten menu is complicated with specials each day for main courses and also desserts (why not try a blackboard?). The starters were as good as you would find in most decent gastropubs although for a Steakhouse I found the quality of the steaks to be lacking slightly (particularly given the MPW stamp) – have had better at Gaucho. The sides were excellent and the Wine list was pretty comprehensive and well priced. The atomsphere was also good. Would reccomend for a party or business lunch.

March 2009

Overall:6
Food and Drink:7
Service:7
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:5
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The Garrison (99-101 Bermondsey Street, London, London, SE1 3XB)

Nice, quirky pub with decent selection of beers on tap and varied menu, service can be a little patchy but sometimes busy and tables are crammed in so that can be forgiven. Sadly my most recent visit I think will be my last – our startes were a ‘pot’ (12) mussels an three tiny slices of Salmon, no garnish. Our roast lunches were small, fatty, lukewarm and served with undercooked veg. This experience set us back £80 with a couple of beers which is the pricepoint I would expect to find in a top end restaurant, particularly given the number of set lunch offers around. Would reccomend travelling further inland or booking a table at a non-pub restaurant (Magdalen/Roast) if looking locally as prices are similar and quality better. Nice place for a drink though.

February 2009

Overall:5
Food and Drink:5
Service:6
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:4
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Restaurant Gordon Ramsay (68 Royal Hospital Road, London, London, SW3 4HP)

Editor's pick

Having incredibly fond memories of Hospital Road back in the days when Gordon Ramsay was at the Stoves I was very excited about returning, particularly as some of the best meals I have enjoyed in London have been (in name) at his restaurants. The Connaught, Maze and Petrus (under Marcus Waering) were all fantastic, having patiently waited for exactly 8 weeks my table was ready.

Initial impressions were good, the small dining room is cosy and quite intimate, lunchtime was a corporate crowd as expected and the atmosphere was good. Glancing through the menus there is a 3 course lunch menu available although with a limited (3) dishes available per course and the difficulty to secure a table we elected for the Menu Prestige – a walk through some of the signature dishes which were duly served and service was good although I found the staff a little cold and unengaging.

So a couple of amuse bouches later came the Ravioli of lobster, followed by Turbot, followed by Roast Duck , the dishes kept being churned out of the kitchen and I noticed that most tables were enjoying the same food. And it was enjoyable. It was very good indeed. Time for desert and the Cheese course ( £8 extra – is that really neccesary?) arrived and it was fine and then the truffles came out with silver dusting and when the dry ice arrived I realised what the problem was. This place had run out of ideas. The sideshow of the dry ice icecream was such a blatant theft from The Fat Duck and it was slightly cringeworthy.

There is no doubt that Gordon Ramsay Hospital Road will continue to delight it's customers but it will need to be innovative and stop relying on brand Ramsay. Whilst I didn't leave dissapointed I didn't feel this restaurant offered sufficient value and in no way was the experience 300% better than say, The Capital.

November 2008

Overall:5
Food and Drink:6
Service:6
Atmosphere:5
Value for Money:4
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Le Gavroche (43 Upper Brook Street, London, London, W1K 7QR)

There are 70 staff in this restaurant, and 70 covers. I find it hard to believe that any customer in the history of Le Gav has struggled to catch the eye of a waiter – if there was a masterclass in Service then this is it.
The restaurant feels quite informal in a formal way and it is very easy to forget you are in a windowless basement when surrounded by artwork and flowers and gliding waitrers. There is nothing new I can add about Le Gavroche's cooking only that as a restaurant there is nothing in London with the same sense of occasion and theatre that Le Gavroche has consistently maintained through its life. I hope it never changes.

November 2008

Overall:10
Food and Drink:10
Service:10
Atmosphere:10
Value for Money:10
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The Capital (The Capital Hotel, 22-24 Basil Street, London, London, SW3 1AT)

Editor's pick

I tip my hat to the Michelin inspectors. This is without doubt one of the finest restaurants in London.

Perhaps a little ‘stiff’ for some tastes and the restuarant (due to the size) can lack a certain buzz, particularly at lunchtimes. That said, with the consistently brilliant food that comes out of Eric Chavot's kitchen I doubt you will even notice. I have been a customer of The Capital for several years and it never fails to dissapoint. Not ideal for a first date but perfect for a long lunch (amazing value) or occasion. Outstanding.

November 2008

Overall:10
Food and Drink:10
Service:10
Atmosphere:8
Value for Money:9
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Great Queen Street (32 Great Queen Street, London, WC2B 5AA)

Oh dear. Visited on a Saturday lunchtime and everyone looked very depressed, the customers (many eating alone for some reason) and the staff. Dissapointed to find that in what looked like a gastropub there was no draft lager and the drinks (including Wine) were served in childrens tumblers. Next was a bowl of unshelled raw peas ? and some rather good bread. The food was average but overpriced, menu wasa bit limited and service a bit dreary. Perhaps everyone had hangovers and it was just a bad day.. Time will tell..

November 2008

Overall:5
Food and Drink:4
Service:5
Atmosphere:5
Value for Money:4
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