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Christopher's Reviews

Christopher J.30s, Male, London

Member since February 2006

Gold reviewer since January 2010.

Reviews written: 61 (30 voted helpful)

Restaurants rated: 12 (this year)

Posts written: 14

Favourited by: 15 members

Aqua Nueva (Fifth Floor, 30 Argyll Street, London, London, W1B 3BR)

Aqua Nueva is the Quaglinos of today – a big, noisy, fashionable central london hangout with lots of sponsored tables. That is not to say it a bad place, in fact it's great fun for a crowd looking for an ‘inclusive’ experience of bar, dinner and dancing – but the food suffers. Cold Tapas was great as expected but I had to fight with the grilled Octopus for some time, this was followed by a bar of Oxtail which was also a bit of a disappointment. Fortunately the service was good, we had plenty to drink and a fun night, but not a great meal.

March 2011

Overall:6
Food and Drink:6
Service:8
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:5
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Green's Restaurant & Oyster Bar (14 Cornhill, London, London, EC3V 3ND)

Greens is one of the reasons why London is the best City in the world. You can walk into this art deco listed banking hall at pretty much any time of day and take a seat with a Pint of draught beer and a quick snack and catch up on your mail or enjoy a glass of Champagne and half a dozen natives in the private dining room on the mezzanine overlooking the City whilst the Claret aerates.

Greens has been fit for purpose on several occasions – first it was breakfast meetings, then a private function, an informal lunch and a more formal dinner and has pretty much surpassed expectations at every turn and my guests have been equally impressed. It does benefit from being housed in a stunning building with ample space, the service is attentive but never obsequious and consistent irrespective of spend. Greens is a rarity in the City which deserves your patronage.

February 2011

Overall:9
Food and Drink:9
Service:9
Atmosphere:9
Value for Money:8
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St Moritz (161 Wardour Street, London, W1F 8WJ)

St Moritz is the perfect way to banish those winter blues – a twee restaurant on Wardour street split over two floors , decked out Alpine style and dishing out some of the best Fondue in London (of which there isn’t enough). The seating downstairs is a bit cramped and the table next to the main door should be avoided, particularly at Winter. When booking (only by telephone or fax?) , do ask for a table upstairs which is much more comfortable. True, the service can be a little brusque occasionally, but the restaurant is small, very popular and inexpensive so I guess that goes with the territory. A great place for a get together with friends and polish off a cauldron of bubbling cheese and a few bottles.

February 2011

Overall:8
Food and Drink:8
Service:8
Atmosphere:9
Value for Money:8
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Apsleys – a Heinz Beck Restaurant at The Lanesborough (The Lanesborough, Hyde Park Corner, London, SW1X 7TA)

I'm not an enormous fan of Italian food so it was only on reccomendation from a respected source that I found myself at The Lanesborough. The source duly arrived and after a couple of apéritifs in the Library we moved to the dining room which had been refurbished since my last visit. Very smart and actually pretty impressive for a full time dining room.

We were seated and after a small complication with the drinks being transferred from bar to restaurant, I took a moment to study the menu. Starters mostly beginning with a 2 and mains all beginning with a 3 really needed to deliver here. I assume that the residents of the hotel would rarther wear these prices than risk their lives trying to cross the Hyde Park Corner intersection, they would be guaranteed a table if this particular Thursday night was any indication of normal capacity.

Tariff aside, there was absolutely nothing else wrong with this meal. It was ridiculously good and has caused me to question my own position on Italian food which hasn't happended since Theo Randall opened at The Intercontinental. I would wholeheartedly reccomend both the restaurant and absolutely leave enough room to sample the best in Italian Cheeses from their excellent Cheeseboard. Will return.

February 2011

Overall:9
Food and Drink:9
Service:8
Atmosphere:8
Value for Money:8
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La Bécasse (17 Corve Street, Ludlow, Shropshire, Shropshire, SY8 1DA)

Editor's pick

After a period of eating in many homogenous hotel restaurants it was rather refreshing to be led up a creaking staircase to an oak beamed bar occupying the first floor of this of a 17th century coaching house complete with oversized chairs and chaise long. It was a promising start. Drinks were ordered and my choice of Gin ignored and I was offered either Bombay Sapphire or a Gabriel Boudier (Saffron Gin). A straight up Gin was not available, neither was my companions Grey Goose and an alternative Vodka was offered instead. The request for Diet tonic was also overlooked and I was given Fentimans tonic water which has a pretty label but tasted like Soda Water. Our food order was taken at the bar and in addition to the a la carte menu, the ‘menu gourmand’ there was a 10-course ‘surprise menu’ complete with Wine. We figured a 300 mile round trip for dinner demanded something special so elected for the latter.

It is difficult to recall every course so read into that what you will, although there were two very memorable dishes – the Pigeon which was served with an incredible foie gras terrine, mango salsa, sesame and coriander, certainly the best Foie Gras dish I have eaten. Also the Halibut with Morteau sausage and ‘wafer thin’ slices of cauliflower. There was actually a great deal of creative slicing and dicing going on throughout the meal to the extent some plates looked like a demonstration of the latest kitchen appliance. The Wine pairings were good, apart from one Lebanese Wine which was either corked or too leftfield for our palettes. It was quickly replaced with a Burgundy without hesitation. The Cheese Trolley looked amazing but not part of our journey and we had eaten enough. The meal was good, possibly in parts a triumph of style over substance and the atmosphere lacked but worth a visit if in the area.

February 2011

Overall:6
Food and Drink:6
Service:7
Atmosphere:5
Value for Money:6
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Lucknam Park (Lucknam Park, Colerne, Wiltshire, SN14 8AZ)

It is disappointing to write a lukewarm review after making a special trip to visit Lucknam Park. The hotel and grounds were quite stunning and if the bedrooms and spa are to the same standard of the rooms we saw, this is most certainly a hotel worth staying in.

Sadly, clothes do not make the man and the sense that something less than spectacular was about to be experienced came with the ‘amuse bouche’ of Parmesan crisps, nuts and tepid cheese balls. Hardly imaginative for a Michelin starred restaurant. We arrived slightly early so we enjoyed a couple of drinks and our order was taken in the Library Bar. The options were 3 courses £70 , 4 courses £80 and menu gourmand at £90. The menu gourmand didn’t really offer anything more exciting than the a la carte, so we agreed to all take 3 courses but with two starters and design our own. The recommendation offered as a main course was the ‘Suckling Pig’, apparently “Hywel’s signature dish” – so I went for it.

Starter courses came and went without generating much comment from our table, the much lauded signature dish arrived and it was a slice of overcooked foie gras atop a rolled pork belly cooked served in a rich jus and small side of potato flavoured butter. There wasn't even any crackling to offer contrasting texture. I was bored of this dish within a few minutes and abandoned it. General consensus around the table was that ultimately the meal had been a bit of a let-down. Shame.

The staff were very friendly and the service was good although I was surprised that the uneaten main course went completely unnoticed and probably just got scraped in the bin. Let's hope the inspectors weren't present…

February 2011

Overall:6
Food and Drink:6
Service:7
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:6
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Cote Wardour Street (124-126 Wardour Street, London, London, W1F 0TY)

Côte was an impulse decision made whilst walking down Wardour Street looking for a quick bite to eat. We were seated immediately, drinks and bread quickly followed, the Bistro options were very reasonably priced, food came quickly and was absolutely delicious. The Wine list was a little limiting as their best Bordeaux was a Fifth Growth (the quick bite had suddenly turned into a fully blown 3 course meal), but a perfectly decent bottle was found which exalted our main courses of Steak and special of Venison, a small Cheese course to finish off the Wine signalling the end of a very good meal indeed. Highly recommended.

February 2011

Overall:8
Food and Drink:8
Service:9
Atmosphere:8
Value for Money:9
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Pétrus (1 Kinnerton Street, London, London, SW1X 8EA)

Petrus #3 doesn’t appear to have a great deal in common with Petrus #2. GRH have quite rightly not tried to transport the vaulted and velvet grandeur of the dining room at the Berkeley in what was previously a pub. The dining room itself is a nice space with a dramatic glass centerpiece holding several hundred bottles of wine. Besides this central feature there isn’t a great deal to comment upon and the décor is rather unremarkable and slightly sterile. The art that adorned the walls of Petrus #1 long gone together, presumably with the £44k lunches. My companion (his third Petrus also), did comment that the majority of diners in the restaurant appeared to be visiting for a “posh meal” rather than regulars or on business which was surprising given the Belgravia location.

The menu was not disappointing, we were dining on a Friday lunchtime so had the choice of lunch menu, a la carte or tasting menu which were £30, £50 and £65 respectively. Each contained a decent variety of interesting dishes. The small copper pans of vegetables on the table were a nice touch and the quality of cooking was good – with sensibly portioned main courses of Roasted Beef Fillet and Pork Belly cooked with precision and particular expertise demonstrated by the pastry chef (although Space Dust and Liquid Nitrogen is like going to see a magician saw a lady in half).

Overall good, but more La Fleur-Pétrus than Pétrus itself.

February 2011

Overall:7
Food and Drink:7
Service:8
Atmosphere:6
Value for Money:7
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Chez Bruce (2 Bellevue Road, London, London, SW17 7EG)

Editor's pick

There are very few good restaurants open on a Sunday Evening, fewer still that offer a full dinner menu not designed simply to offload the food past it's best into Fishcakes / Pies / etc. This menu offered a wonderful variety of dishes from hearty meat soup to Fish (smoked and raw) , Foie Gras and Risotto, just for for starters. The main courses were better still with even our fussiest guest, the pescetarian genuinely struggling to decide between the Cod, Globe Artichoke and the Plaice. I had a vegetarians nightmare of Ox cheeks with Veal sweetbreads which was absolutely tremendous.

Cheese arrived and a statuesque selection of around two dozen Cheeses from France and the Britsh Isles presented to the table. Most certainly a Cheese board worthy of note.

Food aside, this was my first visit to Chez Bruce since the refurbishment and in my opinion it is better for it, it is true that the tables at the rear of the restaurant are a little ‘cosy’ but I guess if you manage to land the extra table they squeezed in at 8pm on Saturday night, you'd be grateful for it. On the other hand, outsmart the masses and make the most of the dying hours of your weekend…

You can even park outside.

January 2011

Overall:9
Food and Drink:9
Service:8
Atmosphere:8
Value for Money:8
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Galvin La Chapelle (St Botolphs Hall, 35 Spital Square, London, London, E1 6DY)

With the recent star awarded to Galvin La Chapelle, The Square Mile now holds a trio of starred establishments, the accolade yet to be achieved by L’Anima, The Bleeding Heart and Lutyens. Expectations were high.

My first impression was very positive, the restaurant is in a converted school chapel with no expense spared fit out and dramatic vaulted ceilings. I arrived at their well stocked bar and am served with a well made G&T and small bowl of Olives and Nuts. Following a quick aperitif we were shown to our table and brought an ‘appetiser’ of the same bar Olives and shortly after, two bread options. Brown or – Olive. Unfortunately our (very friendly) Italian waiter’s grasp of English was so rudimentary that any questions around the menu were simply met with a single enthusiastic ‘fabulous’ – so we just ordered, both something fabulous apparently. Well done us.

Starters arrived, quickly. My guests Pressed Guinea Fowl was apparently very good, although I was unable to detect any crustacean in my Lasagne of Dorset crab with velouté of chanterelles, the veloute itself did have a teffific smooth and creamy texture. Starters finished and my £32 côte de boeuf with potato fondant looked decidedly unfabulous. The fondant potato or mille-feuille as they prefer to call it was already sliding around the plate in its own butter. The meat itself was tender and cooked well, the Béarnaise was delicious, but the cut even for a rib was very fatty, with at least of a third of its gloopy inedible weight remaining on my plate. My companion did much better with his saddle of Venison which looked very good. Still feeling rather peckish I opted for Cheese and am relieved to report that the selection was full of many very interesting choices and a delight. Two cracker options were offered in keeping with the theme.

The shared opinion (based on this one meal) was that it was not a Michelin star experience, although I will go back and try again because I really want to like it and other readers… More

January 2011

Overall:7
Food and Drink:6
Service:5
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:5
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Chowki (2-3 Denman Street, London, W1D 7HA)

I have visited Chowki on several occasions and found it to be a great walk in, quick bite to eat type of environment. I particularly like the descriptions given to the different regions and guide to the cuisine to be found around India. Curries are not served in Ghee soup and the service is generally good.

My only complaint given my recent visit was the hike in prices – what was once a tasty, excellent value for money meal now has to be judged in a higher category and against other restaurants in the area. A main meal for two with poppadums and a beer is now in the £50 area which I feel is a little excessive for what it is.

January 2011

Overall:6
Food and Drink:7
Service:8
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:4
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Simon Radley at Chester Grosvenor (Eastgate, Chester, Cheshire, CH1 1LT)

Editor's pick

One of the first things that struck me as being unusual about the Simon Radley at The Chester Grosvenor was the menus. For a formal restaurant in classic 5* hotel which is almost a century and half old I did not expect to see items on the menu headed ‘Pond Life’ (Watercress whip with crayfish tails, garlic snails and frog’s leg bonbon) or ‘Liquid Ravioli’ (Roast Pollock with smoked aubergine, Olive press and vegetable Niçoise). Another unexpected surprise was the presence of a large bread trolley, wheeled over to our table with a selection of eight breads all baked in house and sliced by a gloved waiter, at the table. The Wine list too was yet another revelation, 1000 bins ranging from a Stellenbosch at £28 to a double magnum 1976 La Romanee-Conti at £12,000. Refreshingly, the Sommeliers recommendations began at the lower end and slowly crept up only after several suggestions which is not something one often sees.

The cooking at Simon Radley was a triumph – one of our party wasn’t convinced that Veal and Tuna made perfect bedfellows but all other dishes were received with unreserved enthusiasm. The service during the meal was attentive and friendly, deserts were consistent in presentation, originality and quality and our experience was made complete by a fully loaded, old-school Cheese trolley, followed quickly by the bread trolleys second visit to our table. True to form, Grapes were placed carefully on our table – in a crystal bowl and on crushed ice.

This was Michelin Starred Northern Hospitality as its very, very best.

January 2011

Overall:10
Food and Drink:9
Service:10
Atmosphere:9
Value for Money:8
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Anchor & Hope (36 The Cut, London, London, SE1 8LP)

As a long term resident of SE1, I haven’t visited the Anchor & Hope as much as I would have liked. In fact until my most recent visit I had only been twice (it was excellent on both occasions), however I find their no booking policy too frustrating. I live a mile away which is just a little bit too far to visit on the off chance and the prospect of hanging around at the bar and watching everyone else tuck in for an hour isn’t really the perfect dining situation. Turning up to be turned away and then trying to find a decent meal within a mile of The Cut isn't a thrilling prospect, so, reluctantly I have taken my custom to less deserving establishments that will at least guarantee me a table and victuals.

On Sunday morning I put my pessimism to one side and called the Anchor and Hope, it transpires that on Sunday bookings are accepted, although there is a £30 / 3 course set menu with two options – vegetarian and non-vegetarian. Fortunately there was space for two which was we were instructed is served at 2pm.

We arrived at 12.30pm in time to enjoy a few pint sized aperitifs, the restaurant started to fill up and by 2pm the entire hungry crowd were obediently seated.

Serving almost 100 people simultaneously sounded like madness but sure enough, the starters started to roll out of the kitchen, potato soup with a slice of fresh Foie. Simple but excellent – I have never eaten Foie Gras in soup before and I found myself wondering why, it made a lot of sense. The second course followed – Ox Cheek with Parsnip Puree, cabbage and pickled walnuts was also a delight. As soon as the mains been plated and distributed, the waiters started circulating tables offering ladels of seconds. You don't see that very often…

We were one of the first to leave at around 5pm after finishing dessert and stepped into the cold December air very satisfied and happy customers. I guess I will just have to live with the booking policy or stick to Sundays in future!

January 2011

Overall:9
Food and Drink:9
Service:8
Atmosphere:10
Value for Money:9
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Rules (35 Maiden Lane, London, WC2E 7LB)

For a restaurant to be consistently popular in London for two decades is some achievement, for over two centuries quite astounding. I find it difficult to describe Rules without becoming tangled in clichés but do simply say this. Should you be British, aspiring to become more British or interested in what British Food actually is, take three courses at Rules and a decent Claret and you will leave singing Rule Britannia.

January 2011

Overall:8
Food and Drink:8
Service:7
Atmosphere:7
Value for Money:7
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Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester (The Dorchester Hotel, Park Lane, London, London, W1K 1QA)

I hadn’t heard of Jocelyn Herland before, but as the executive Chef of Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester he holds a Royal Flush of Michelin Stars, an accolade only four of the two thousand restaurants reviewed by Michelin in the UK possess at the time of writing. Alain Ducasse himself is as likely to be sautéing at the Dorchester as Gordon Ramsay is to be doing breakfasts at Plane Food.

But that matters not. What matters is that Mr Ducasse’s protégée, Jocelyn Herland produces utterly exquisite food.

The restaurant itself is a spacious, modern room with a contemporary style, tables spaced well for deal making or an intimate get together, an excellent Wine list and absolutely nothing I wouldn't order on the menu.

Our group opted for the tasting menu, not least because we wanted to sustain the experience for as long as possible, but also as this incorporated some of the best options from the a la carte (unusually there is little difference in cost). One exception was the ‘lunch menu’ which was delivered gingerly to our table after the menu proper and did seem excellent value at £50 with two glasses of Wine.

A layered Crab mousse was the starting point followed by a pretty mosaic of Foie Gras (Duck / Pheasant Goose), Lobster with Girolles, a terrific Halibut fillet and the finest Venison I had ever tasted. Cheese followed which went from disappointing to interesting as despite being plated and uniform, each Cheese is paired with an accompanying garnish (Red Pepper Chutney, leaf salad, Plum Jam and so on). It did look a little like an airline meal and I hoped to hear the squeaking wheels of a trolley, but it was a good concept. Pre-dessert, a meticulous Chocolate pudding and all were deeply satiated.

A terrific meal and certainly an experience to be repeated next season. One minor irk was that despite the distant gaze of the army of waiters posted to each area of the restaurant there were several occasions when glasses ran dry and swiveling heads were overlooked. Other… More

January 2011

Overall:9
Food and Drink:10
Service:8
Atmosphere:8
Value for Money:8
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